Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
George, Stuart Sutcliffe and John, Hamburg, 1960: Photo by Astrid Krichherr. [Scanned from George Harrison’s I, Me, Mine book]
i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
I will never not think of this
“this update requires that you restart your compu-“
your url makes this 567758654 times funnier
the garlic bread one
I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*
guys i find attractive
- psychologically disturbed
- twice my age
- not real
- all of the above
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
I love this so much
i cant believe the new sonic redesign
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