“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“the”
“the who?”
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”
my favourite sex position is 9
that’s me
curled up in my bed
alone
crying
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•????????
•do you need any more reasons
nayx:
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
finally someone says this
epic post, love the truth and realness of this post.
I actually think all girls are disgusting and they should be taken to an island and have corks or something shoved up their vaginae durring their menstrual cycle
finally someone says this
80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
Ok but W H Y does it do the thing in the first place
Paul McCartney on accidentally growing cannabis in 1973
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
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